WHAT SHOULD COLUMBIA CALL ME

I’M DONE WITH FINALS

WHEN I SEE A CREW GIRL WALKING AROUND IN SPANDEX

WHEN SOMEONE ASKED ME WHY I BROUGHT UP FREUD SO MUCH DURING LIT HUM

WHEN SOMEONE REMINDS ME OF THE 20-FOOT SMOKING RULE

WHEN SOMEONE ACROSS FROM ME IN BUTLER BRINGS A 4-COURSE MEAL

WHEN MAINTENANCE IS WATER BLASTING THE GROUND FOR COMMENCEMENT AND DOESN’T STOP TO LET ME BY

I just stand there like,

WHEN I’M SMOKING OUTSIDE BUTLER DURING FINALS AND SOMEONE ASKS ME FOR A CIGARETTE

I’m just like,

WHEN I’M HAVING A PARTY AND SOMEONE SAYS THE R.A. ON DUTY IS NEARBY

WHEN MY LIT HUM PROFESSOR ASKED HOW WE WERE LIKING THUCYDIDES

I was just like,

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WHEN I BRING GUESTS TO JOHN JAY

I should be like,