WHAT SHOULD COLUMBIA CALL ME

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May 2012

22 posts

I'M DONE WITH FINALS

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May 10, 20125 notes
WHEN I SEE A CREW GIRL WALKING AROUND IN SPANDEX

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May 10, 20121 note
WHEN SOMEONE ASKED ME WHY I BROUGHT UP FREUD SO MUCH DURING LIT HUM

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May 10, 20125 notes
WHEN SOMEONE REMINDS ME OF THE 20-FOOT SMOKING RULE

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May 9, 20124 notes
WHEN SOMEONE ACROSS FROM ME IN BUTLER BRINGS A 4-COURSE MEAL

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May 9, 20121 note
WHEN MAINTENANCE IS WATER BLASTING THE GROUND FOR COMMENCEMENT AND DOESN'T STOP TO LET ME BY

I just stand there like,

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May 9, 20122 notes
WHEN I'M SMOKING OUTSIDE BUTLER DURING FINALS AND SOMEONE ASKS ME FOR A CIGARETTE

I’m just like,

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May 9, 2012
WHEN I'M HAVING A PARTY AND SOMEONE SAYS THE R.A. ON DUTY IS NEARBY

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May 9, 20122 notes
WHEN MY LIT HUM PROFESSOR ASKED HOW WE WERE LIKING THUCYDIDES

I was just like,

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May 9, 20123 notes
WHEN I BRING GUESTS TO JOHN JAY

I should be like,

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May 7, 20121 note
BEFORE I LEAVE FOR A FINAL, AFTER AN ALL-NIGHTER

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May 7, 201210 notes
WHEN ATHLETES BRING FERRIS TO-GO CONTAINERS TO SEMINARS

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May 7, 201222 notes
WHEN PEOPLE ASK WHY I DIDN'T APPLY TO HARVARD

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May 7, 2012
WHEN I REMEMBERED I HAD HOMEWORK ON 4/20

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May 7, 20124 notes
WHEN MY PARENTS TELL ME I NEED TO SPEND LESS MONEY

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May 7, 20126 notes
ME AND MY BFF DURING A REVIEW SESSION

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May 7, 20124 notes
WHEN SOMEONE ASKED WHY I WAS GOING OUT FOR CINCO DE MAYO

When I have 4 finals and 3 papers:

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May 5, 20126 notes
HOW I GOT ON THE GOOD SIDES OF MY PROFESSOR AND HIS T.A. WITHOUT DOING ANY WORK

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May 4, 20124 notes
WALKING TO THE SUBWAY THROUGH CAMPUS ON THURSDAY NIGHT

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May 4, 20124 notes
REGARDING ICLICKERS:

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May 3, 20125 notes
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